The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castratio
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press
on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The
only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything
To live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time
In 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
Himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
Person He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... A new
suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... Size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure" The salesman
Eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?
" Been in the business 60 years."
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked,
"How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... Size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
Years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
Would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you
One hell of a headache."

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

Thank you so very much for starting the day off with the best laugh in a long time!

That's actually a good one!

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features, and when she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in petrol, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump jammed up his a$$.

Sorry for any offence, but a girl friend sent it to me and I found it funny.

I'm sure that many guys will sympathise, say one wrong thing and all hell breaks loose. Having said that, I am sure that many of us deserve some of the "grief"

Many a true words spoken in jest!