[Capuchin]

Check out this site, it's a great site to have a play about with:

Lost in Translation

It takes some english input, translates it into a different language using babelfish, then translates back to English, then translates into another language, then back into English. This happens several times and it gives you the final text, which is often completely different from what you put in, especially if you used the korean, chinese and japanese options.

Original English Text:
Ask me help desk is a lovely place where you can get help from many experts.

Final English Text:
It fixes quemoi, DEMAND, that a pretty station of the work is the
work, where can the sustenation of many taken expert with that one
you.

See? :D

I like the Chinese, Japanese and Koren version even more:

Original English Text:
Ask me help desk is a lovely place where you can get help from many experts.

Final English Text:
One is with which it is interested probably took, of the way this that
the sustenations have the necessity of the works of the sustenation of
many connoisseurs of my lucky program.

Maybe that should be our motto?

Enjoy!

[ashleysb]

Haha, how fun! Of course all I could think of at the moment were Christmas songs, but it turned out pretty funny!
"We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year"
Turned into this:
"Ours to fill of the day and the use it loaded of Maria, desire of the
question and the numbers 64."

[Capuchin]

It always ends up sounding very profound, but completely nonsense, it's great :)

[Superfly999]

LOL!!
Ok, I have to admit I got really bored and put something stupid in there but it came out so funny.

Original English Text:
I'm naked in your mom's bed

Translated back to English: (final)
They are intelligent in the base of its breasts

[magprob]

Original English Text:
Dear Ask Me Help Desk,
My boyfriend and I have been dating for 8 months. Last night he told me that he is possessed by an evil spirit and that is why he sometimes treats me mean. Should I leave him or where can I find a good exorcist?

Translated to Chinese:
直接8 个月度帮助部门, 问情况我的男朋友和我的日期被张贴对贵重物品我。昨晚至于为他posessed, 那他为什么把柄偶尔地半成品我, 是以对我说有他的邪恶的头脑。或我是可能的并且我他应该留下给是可能是安排的查找驱邪者?


Translated back to English:
The direct 8 monthly help department, asked the situation I the
Boyfriend and my date am posted to the valuables I. Last night as for
His possessed, then his why handle occasionally the half-finished
Product I, am by to me said has his evil brains. Or I am possible and
My he to be supposed to stay behind for am am possibly arrangement
Search exorcising?

Ha Ha! Evil Brains! I love it.

[magprob]

Check this out. The words to Brown Sugar by the Stones.

Original English Text:
Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in the market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing all right
Hear him whip the women just around midnight

Brown sugar how come you taste so good
Brown sugar just like a young girl should- ah hum oh..
Woo!

Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot
Lady of the house wonderin' where it's going to stop
House boy knows that he's doing all right
You should have heard him just around midnight

Brown sugar how come you taste so good, now?
Brown sugar just like a young girl should, now - yeah!

Ah, get it on brown sugar, how come you taste so good, babe?
Ah, got me feelin' now for brown sugar, just like a black girl should yeah

Now I bet your mama was a tent show queen
And all her boyfriends were sweet sixteen
I'm no schoolboy but I know what I like
You should have heard me just around midnight

Brown sugar how come you taste so good, babe?
Ah, brown sugar just like a young girl should, yeah

I said yeah, yeah, yeah, woo!
How come you... how come you taste so good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo!
Just like a... just like a black girl should
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo!

Chinese

Translated back to English:
If as for is sold for the gross profit coast subordinate boat gold for
The cotton in the old subordinate trade business market it were
Inquired regarding this 6a. 6a. 6a.. damages the 6a' 6a. 6a. 6a. 6a'.
Domain he he to strike the woman accurately in the neighbor midnight
To be supposed something to inform verbally why a good ham you did
Lose the noise Ohio state taste, the good red sugar likely whether
Girl therefore it accurately is the red sugar young people. Entreaty!
The boy for his something which house wondering is hot as for it the
Achievement he accurately collides in the arrangement for the drum for
The calm English blood should have hearing neighbor the midnight as for
Which said the woman goes to stop the house to know you lost and are
The run which ' does, why is the extremely good taste, red sugar, now?
Accurately, now - it possibly obtains the red sugar like girl it is
Young if is! When ampere, the red sugar, why is it good that, it
Perhaps likes the personnel you obtain lovably? Current I it possibly
Obtains feeling is the red sugar likely girl it is the black is now
Obtained in my ', accurately, should with be queen which mama morning
The tent displayed/queen the ampere place time, morning is not the
Artificial student she boyfriend everybody I is I likes by the matter,
Making a bet situation should have they is the sweet snack 16 records year
After year, only you knew accurately hears me neighbor the midnight
Place, why is the extremely good taste, red sugar, its lovable
Personnel? I accurately, it possibly obtains it is young should the
Red sugar likely girl and the morning possibly obtains in the ampere
Time place, the deposited energy, the entreaty can obtain, you said!
Why, whether is the extremely good taste, why.. Obtains, can obtain,
Deposited energy, entreaty! Looks like it is the black can accurately
Obtain on the picture... its girl, the deposited energy, the deposited
Energy entreaty should!

NO WONDER THEY THINK WE ARE NUTS! :p

[Skell]

That is a really fun site Cap. I enjoyed it greatly.

Or should I say,

The protection of the protection of the places of the raincoat of the straw is really stepable. It considered this extremity.