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    fix-what-you-broke Posts: 305, Reputation: 61
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    Jun 2, 2007, 10:50 AM
    Morals and marriage
    My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over
    A year, and so we decided to get married.
    There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her
    Beautiful younger sister.
    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
    Tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.
    One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over
    To check the wedding invitations.
    She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
    Feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
    Once before I got married and committed my life to her
    Sister.
    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
    you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
    me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
    Her go up the stairs.
    I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
    To the front door.
    I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
    Outside, all clapping!
    With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
    Me and said, we are very happy that you have passed
    Our little test... we couldn't ask for a better man
    For our daughter. Welcome to the family."
    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car...
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    Jun 2, 2007, 11:13 AM
    Hey, isn't this a story line from a movie? Anyway, if this really happened to you, then you are a good guy! Congrad.s and thank goodness you left the condoms in the car!
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    #3

    Jun 2, 2007, 11:15 AM
    Haha love it!
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    Jun 2, 2007, 11:17 AM
    I have heard of such tests, from both sides. Glad you passed yours. You would have been in some deep dodoo if you had not.
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    #5

    Jun 2, 2007, 01:53 PM
    For all of you who don't know it, Fix is a woman. This is a joke. I like it Fix. Very funny. Good on you, girl.
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    Jun 2, 2007, 02:00 PM
    LMAOROF. A 22 Y/O hottie like that? I'd be running out the door because underwear was wet!
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    Jun 2, 2007, 02:46 PM
    lol @ everyone thinking I'm a man and lol @ thinking its real haha
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    #8

    Jun 2, 2007, 02:48 PM
    Is my avator masculane? Pmsl
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    Jun 2, 2007, 07:12 PM
    I can't believe anyone would do that to someone. Even if it's a joke... its funny as hell

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