[darkness1970us]

Life can sometimes be cruel and get you down.
People can sometimes be cruel and make you frown.
At times like these you can't let the pain linger.
It takes forty-two muscles to frown.
It takes three to extend your middle finger.

*****

We are friends
You laugh and I laugh
You hurt and I hurt
You cry and I cry
You jump off a bridge and I going to miss your emails

*****

Upon his wife giving birth to their first child, the board of the church decided that the preacher needed a raise. "More mouths to feed means a larger income" they wrote into their bylaws. This trend continued on for five more children, before the church decided a change was in order.

There was much debate, and a lot of feelings were hurt before the preacher spoke up.

"Children are a gift from God," he proclaimed. At which the board went silent. After a few moments an elderly woman spoke up.

"So is rain," she said, "but when you get to much of it, you put on a rubber."

*****

True story - My second wife once asked me what band Eddie Van Halen was in.

*****

Simply
Must
Increase
Life
Expectancy

*****

You non-conformists are all alike

*****

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in it face.

*****

I'm going to let it go at that. It's been a long month, and it's halfway over. Hope reading this made someone smile as much as writing it did. Love and hugs and don't eat the yellow snow. :D

[Phoenix25]

LOL I love the 1st one

[nymphetamine]

Lmao. This made my day

[purplelilmunster]

Thank you