[smoothy]

Sung to the music of the Gilligans Island theme.

"Shilligan’s Island"

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful slip
That started with a healthcare bill
With Democrats on a power trip.

The boss was a wiley lying man,
The Senate weaselly for sure.
The whole country set sail that day
For a ruinous 8-year tour.

The implementation started getting rough,
All the deadlines for fixing were crossed,
Now we find out that OWEbama knew
2.5 million jobs were lost, 2.5 million jobs were lost

The lies abound in the core of this uncharted healthcare hell
With Harry Reid
Pelosi too,
The Community Organizer, and his wife,
A healthcare czar
Sebelius now in the can,
Here on Shilligan’s Isle.

So this is the tale of our socialists,
They're here for far too long a time,
We'll have to make the best of things,
Witnessing a constitutional crime.

Harry Reid, and Pelosi too,
Are never going to rest,
To make the others pay for their,
Socialistic healthcare test.

No insurance, no doctors, no hospitals,
Not a single practitioner to see,
Like England and Canada,
As socialist as can be.

So join us here each day my friends,
You're sure to step in a pile,
From Politicians who will soon be cast away,
Here on "Shilligan’s Isle."

[Catsmine]

Cute, but it doesn't scan with the melody.