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    Mar 2, 2014, 08:55 AM
    The Ultimate Blond Joke
    A Blonde was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer, also a blonde.

    The cop asked for the speeder's driver's license. The speeder looked through her purse, getting progressively more agitated. She finally asked the officer "What does it look like?"

    The cop told her "It's square and has your picture on it." The driver looked again and found a square mirror. "Oh! There it is," she happily exclaimed and handed the mirror to the blond cop.


    The officer looked at it, handed it back, and said "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop, too....."
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    Mar 2, 2014, 12:07 PM
    Bravo!!!
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    Mar 2, 2014, 12:47 PM
    Lol!! :D

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