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    Sep 26, 2013, 05:48 PM
    I have no title. Why do you always ask me for one? Bite Me!
    What do you call a fake noodle?
    An Impasta.
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    Sep 26, 2013, 05:51 PM
    LMAO!

    Good one. Nice to see you around Mag. Where have you been?
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    Sep 26, 2013, 06:00 PM
    I've have been down in Patagonia chasing pygmies. Don't ask me what the hell they were doing down there. I can't understand a word they say. Seems they were running up under ladies skirts in the town square, and causing quite a stir, so we extracted them to Borneo.
    Hey, it paid well.
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    Sep 26, 2013, 06:03 PM
    Okay, you said Borneo.

    The Muppets - Borneo Bay - YouTube
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    Sep 26, 2013, 06:05 PM
    We stopped in Borneo and snagged some hookers and booze, then hit the road. We threw the pygmies out over the jungle.
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