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    Sep 22, 2013, 09:11 PM
    10 Commandments
    God went to the Arabs and said,
    'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

    The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
    And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

    'Can you give us an example?'

    'Thou shall not kill.'

    'Not kill? We're not interested.. '

    So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

    The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
    'Honour thy Father and Mother.'

    'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
    We're not interested.'

    Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
    'I have Commandments.'

    The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

    'Not steal? We're not interested.'

    Then He went to the French and said,
    'I have Commandments.'

    The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

    'Sacre bleu!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

    Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
    'I have Commandments.. '

    'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

    'They're free.'

    'We'll take 10.'


    There. That, should upset just about everybody! Including Ex
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    Sep 22, 2013, 10:10 PM
    That was hilarious! :-)
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    Sep 22, 2013, 11:50 PM
    Here's a line that should be added;

    God said I have some commandments for you and they said no bro, we just doing it all
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    Sep 23, 2013, 04:49 AM
    That was nasty.
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    Sep 23, 2013, 05:50 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by NeedKarma View Post
    That was nasty.
    Not really, just trying to liven things up but if you know them you know there are no boundries
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    Sep 23, 2013, 08:00 AM
    Gives us an insight into your mindset anyway.
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    Sep 23, 2013, 09:59 AM
    I loved it... :)
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    Sep 23, 2013, 09:10 PM
    I am going to share this with my Mexican, African American, and Jewish friends! They will get a kick out of this!
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    Sep 24, 2013, 04:04 AM
    Hello E:
    I am going to share this with my Mexican, African American, and Jewish friends!
    I'm a Jew. I don't appreciate anti Semitic jokes. Your Jewish friends do?? Nahhh, they don't.

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    Sep 24, 2013, 05:14 AM
    Hello again, clete and smoothy:

    You've got friends in high places... But, it doesn't STOP me. I called you BOTH out for being racists, and the posts were deleted.

    I spose they'll remove this one. Maybe they're racists too.

    excon

    PS> (edited) Ok, to be fair, I DID swear a little bit, and maybe THAT'S why the posts were removed... But, you deserve EVERY bit of my wrath.
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    Sep 24, 2013, 06:13 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello again, clete and smoothy:

    You've got friends in high places... But, it doesn't STOP me. I called you BOTH out for being racists, and the posts were deleted.

    I spose they'll remove this one. Maybe they're racists too.

    excon

    PS> (edited) Ok, to be fair, I DID swear a little bit, and maybe THAT'S why the posts were removed... But, you deserve EVERY bit of my wrath.
    Ex... take a deep breath, chill out a bit and deal with the anger issues... none of us want to find out you to have had a stroke.. or heart attack.

    The ten commandments are every bit as much part of the Chrsitian faith as the Jewish one.
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    Sep 24, 2013, 06:20 AM
    The ten commandments are every bit as much part of the Chrsitian faith as the Jewish one.
    Sure... but not this "joke".
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    Sep 24, 2013, 06:26 AM
    Hello again, smoothy and clete;
    Ex... take a deep breath, chill out a bit and deal with the anger issues...
    Because I like you, I've refrained from blasting you for your blatant racism on the boards. No longer. Temper it, or put up with me.

    I NEVER did like you, clete.

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    Sep 24, 2013, 06:30 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by NeedKarma View Post
    Sure...but not this "joke".

    If someone's that touchy they can't laugh at themselves sometimes... they have other isses to deal with...

    Hell, I'm a Protestant after all... and proud of it... Part Irish in fact... (not a whole lot of German jokes out there) I'll laugh at a good Irish joke too.

    Lifes too short to take everything and even yourself too seriously...
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    Sep 24, 2013, 06:35 AM
    Exxy, I like u and your jokes, and your attitude.

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    Sep 24, 2013, 06:36 AM
    Hello again, smoothy:
    If someone's that touchy they can't laugh at themselves sometimes...
    To SOME, racism ISN'T funny. To a racist, it IS.

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    Sep 24, 2013, 06:51 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello again, smoothy and clete;
    Because I like you, I've refrained from blasting you for your blatant racism on the boards. No longer. Temper it, or put up with me.

    I NEVER did like you, clete.

    excon
    Ex... I like you too, and that's why I'm saying this, as calmly as this, you are seriously looking at things the wrong way if you think I'm a racist... and in the spirit of the fact I do like you... be really, really careful who you label a racist... because it can come back to haunt you. Because there is nothing funny in those accusations.
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    Sep 24, 2013, 06:54 AM
    Hello again, smoothy and clete

    Here's some really good humor for you. I mean, you got to laugh at yourself, right?
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    Sep 24, 2013, 07:05 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello again, smoothy and clete

    Here's some really good humor for you. I mean, you gotta laugh at yourself, right??
    Ex... calm down... I'm probibly one of the most PRO-Isreal guys on this site... and I've never seen Clete bash Jews that I remember...
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    Sep 24, 2013, 05:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by NeedKarma View Post
    Gives us an insight into your mindset anyway.
    Yes I admit to a mindset where certain people are concerned. I know miracles happen but they don't appear to happen in certain places

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