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    May 23, 2013, 02:31 AM
    Dirty jokes for church
    3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
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    May 23, 2013, 02:32 AM
    Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's d!ck hard, not his life...
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