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    RubyPitbull Posts: 3,575, Reputation: 648
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    #1

    Mar 12, 2007, 12:55 PM
    For The Ladies,
    None of that Sissy Crap :cool:

    Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
    But never actually come close to reality?

    Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
    You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
    Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

    1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

    4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.


    Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
    But only you can feel the true warmth.

    And always remember... when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me to come over!!
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    #2

    Mar 12, 2007, 12:57 PM
    Roflmao. Now that deserves a Hallmark moment! It is all true too... Thanks Ruby!
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    #3

    Mar 16, 2007, 08:34 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by RubyPitbull
    Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
    But only you can feel the true warmth.
    The best quote I have read in a long time!
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    Mar 18, 2007, 04:48 AM
    So funny but so true, thanks for that, there are a few I will add to greetings cards to friends.
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    #5

    Mar 18, 2007, 01:35 PM
    LOL I especially like the part about the lemons but then, LOL I would!
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    Mar 18, 2007, 01:42 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by RubyPitbull
    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
    My personal FAV!!

    Oh, I needed this one!

    Thanks Ruby Dear!!
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    Mar 18, 2007, 02:55 PM
    Giggle about time you came back from your trip to entertain us :D

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