[RickJ]

I know this one's old, but I hadn't seen it in awhile...

“God”, a Scientist exclaims, “we don't need you anymore. We've finally figured out how to create life out of nothing: We can now do what you did in the beginning."

God’s eyebrows raise: "Oh, is that so? Tell me... "

"Well, " says the scientist, "simply put, we can start life from dirt, mold it, manipulate it’s chemical components, and make man”

"Well, that's interesting. Show me."

So the scientist bends down to pick up some dirt…

“Oh no, no, no... " interrupts God. Get your own dirt!

[RubyPitbull]

Lol. It may be an oldie, but it is a goodie. Thanks Rick.

[NeedKarma]

But the dirt was made as a result of the Big bang and... oh, never mind... :D

[Capuchin]

God has no bellybutton.

[RubyPitbull]

Hey, Monkey Boy, you sick and twisted thing! How do you feel about older women?;)

[JoeCanada76]

Lol That was a good one Rick. Lol

[Capuchin]

I feel very well about older women?

:confused:

[RubyPitbull]

I see you seem a bit confused by my posting Capuchin

I was saying I appreciate your sense of humor, pulling your statement from an older thread.

I am an older woman. ;) ;) ;) ;)

I originally thought you were a woman, but Robynhgl seems to think you are of the male persuasion. So, I was making another attempt at humor. Are the dots connecting now?

[RickJ]

I don't have a belly button either. I was hatched.

[NeedKarma]

Egg-cellent!

[RickJ]

Hehe

[Capuchin]

I knew exactly what you were saying ruby, but was feigning innocence and naivety in order to try and snare you.

[RubyPitbull]

Okay Capuchin.:confused:


Rick, maybe being a hatchling explains the dry skin problems you are having. Reptilians do have a tendency to dry out if not properly hydrated.

[magprob]

Plus, too many fruit flies in your diet will dry out your scales also Rick.