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    #1

    Mar 28, 2011, 07:07 PM
    Teachers Comments on Report Cards
    These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers
    In the New York City public school system. All teachers were
    Reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)

    1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has
    Started to dig.

    2. I would not allow this student to breed.

    3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

    4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. (my favorite... )

    5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails
    To achieve them.

    6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to
    Hold it all together.

    7. This child has been working with glue too much.

    8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

    9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
    Coming..

    10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a
    Week.

    11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat
    Out 1,000,000 others.
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    #2

    May 17, 2011, 07:32 PM
    I liked #11
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    #3

    Jun 5, 2011, 08:49 AM
    #3 lol
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    #4

    Jun 24, 2011, 11:12 PM
    Lol! This is really funny. I like #10 and #11.
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    #5

    Jun 24, 2011, 11:51 PM

    11 could be applied to a lot of people, love the list!
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    #6

    Jun 24, 2011, 11:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    11 could be applied to a lot of people, love the list!
    I happen to know a LOT of those people! :eek:
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    #7

    Jul 13, 2011, 06:59 AM

    Good stuff!
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    #8

    Jul 27, 2011, 09:35 AM

    I loved them all. The teachers should be proud of these students as they definitely reflected theis inadequate teaching skills.

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