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    CaptainRich Posts: 4,492, Reputation: 537
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    Jan 13, 2011, 02:42 PM
    Police comments?
    These are actual comments made by several officers. The comments are taken from actual transcripts from patrol car videos around the country:
    1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
    2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you've worn them for a while."
    3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
    4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
    5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you!"
    6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
    7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
    8. "Warning?! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
    10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
    11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
    12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center )
    13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"
    14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
    15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
    AND THE WINNER IS...
    16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.. Sign here"
    (You can't make this stuff up!) :cool:
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    Just Dahlia Posts: 2,155, Reputation: 445
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    #2

    Jan 14, 2011, 09:39 PM

    #16 was just cruel:):D
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    Feb 17, 2011, 10:56 PM
    That's nice)))

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