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    CaptainRich Posts: 4,492, Reputation: 537
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    Jan 6, 2011, 06:15 PM
    The Dentist Appointment
    A little old lady went to visit her dentist but the dentist noticed
    That she looked nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke
    As he put on his gloves.

    'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

    'No, I don't,' she replied.

    'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's this factory with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

    She didn't crack a smile.

    'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

    But five minutes later, during a delicate portion
    Of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

    'What's so funny?' the dentist asked.

    'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

    (Gotta watch those little old ladies!
    Their minds are always working!)
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    Jan 9, 2011, 09:03 PM

    OK, I'm not a little old lady yet, but my mind went to the same thing:D
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    Jan 9, 2011, 11:26 PM

    Didn't catch it at all... funny.
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