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    Jun 12, 2010, 07:22 AM
    J's Random Thoughts
    Well, as you all know, I am a blonde by nature, not by color. I thought I would start a thread with some of my random thoughts. Please feel free to add your own.








    I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades! :eek:
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    Jun 12, 2010, 07:27 AM

    Saw this on a Facebook status: "My mate wrote on his status that he was suicidal and on the edge of a cliff......so I poked him"

    What does it say about me that I laughed out loud when I read this?! :D
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    Jun 12, 2010, 07:32 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by DoulaLC View Post
    Saw this on a Facebook status: "My mate wrote on his status that he was suicidal and on the edge of a cliff......so I poked him"

    What does it say about me that I laughed out loud when I read this?!! :D
    I love it!!

    Doula, it says that we... ummm, Ever had one of those nights? You know where everything went right and wrong at the same time?

    Oh, Carp, did I just make any sense?
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    Jun 12, 2010, 07:43 AM
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    I love it!!!

    Doula, it says that we...ummm, Ever had one of those nights? You know where everything went right and wrong at the same time?

    Oh, Carp, did I just make any sense?
    I got it! But then I am also blonde by nature so, as you know, we are able to ascertain linguistics quite well. That's what I'm told anyway... :)
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    Jun 12, 2010, 07:47 AM

    I can't stop laughing at both of them, and at the same time I feel bad for it.
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    Jun 12, 2010, 07:48 AM
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    ascertain linguistics
    Wow! Big words! I like to use big words when I can. One of my favorite that only you will understand is "oligohydramios."

    Dare. I dare anyone to try to explain what that word means without searching the internet for the definition.
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    Jun 12, 2010, 07:49 AM

    Oligohydramios ,when pasta goes all mushy in the pot?

    no.

    Damn.
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    Jun 12, 2010, 07:52 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    "oligohydramios."

    Dare. I dare anyone to try to explain what that word means without searching the internet for the definition.
    Hello J:

    It's when you've taken in too much salt, and your body is yelling "OY, GO, HYDRATE ME"

    Or not.

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    Jun 12, 2010, 08:05 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Wow! Big words! I like to use big words when I can. One of my favorite that only you will understand is "oligohydramios."

    Dare. I dare anyone to try to explain what that word means without searching the internet for the definition.

    If I didn't know already, I would guess a drop in a hydraulic system?? Although every time I see it I think of drano!

    Ohhh, how about cephalohematoma, chorioamnionistis, or abolionamentoria??
    (ok, I made the last one up)... :p
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    Jun 12, 2010, 08:06 AM
    Y'all are so WAY off!





    Another random thought... Do fish drink?
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    Jun 12, 2010, 08:10 AM
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    Do fish drink?
    Hello again, J:

    Sure they do. They absolutely LOVE margaritas, but not with salt.

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    Jun 12, 2010, 08:11 AM
    Well, do frogs fart?
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    Jun 12, 2010, 08:13 AM

    Why don't they put all traffic lights on sensors so that you aren't sitting at a red light for 10 minutes at 3:00 a.m. when no one is coming from any direction?
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    Jun 12, 2010, 08:14 AM
    Since humans drink like a fish, does a fish drink like a human? Discuss.



    I'm off to is off to give my blanket some a$$ and my pillow some head.. what an awesome threesome!!

    TTFN!
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    Jun 12, 2010, 08:15 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Well, do frogs fart?

    Silent but deadly... unless they hold it in, that's why you see some blow up.
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    Jun 12, 2010, 08:15 AM
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    Well, do frogs fart?
    Hello J:

    I'm sure they do... After all, dough rises because all those little yeasts are farting up a storm.

    excon
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    Jun 12, 2010, 08:15 AM

    Do cops get mad when they are stuck behind somebody going the speed limit?
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    Jun 12, 2010, 08:20 AM

    Hello adam:

    Cops don't GET mad. They ARE mad. When they look out upon the world, all they see are lawbreakers who haven't been caught yet.

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    Jun 12, 2010, 08:22 AM

    Aren't we all lawbreakers who haven't been caught yet?
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    Jun 12, 2010, 08:23 AM
    WARNING! Consumption of Alcohol is the leading cause of unexplainable rug burns to the forehead!

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