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    Jun 12, 2010, 08:33 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Aren't we all lawbreakers who haven't been caught yet?
    Hello adam:

    Nope.

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    #22

    Jun 12, 2010, 08:39 AM

    Never ask a woman with a large shape "when is that baby due ?"..
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    #23

    Jun 12, 2010, 03:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by jmjoseph View Post
    Never ask a woman with a large shape "when is that baby due ?" ..
    I'm in shape...








    Round is a shape! :p
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    #24

    Jun 12, 2010, 03:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    I'm in shape......








    Round is a shape! :p
    You're not round. I've seen your picture. And you work too hard to be keeping on calories.

    You know the women I'm talking about. They must be drinking a lot of beer to be having that "third tri-mester" look, all in the front.

    But you know me(not really), trying to be nice. I ask if it's going to be a boy or a girl. I almost got my butt whooped once. I could out run her.
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    #25

    Jun 12, 2010, 03:48 PM

    Never ask directly to the person is question:eek: ask a innocent bystander:)

    A clerk at a local grocers was gone and I asked if she had her baby. They informed me that she wasn't pregnant:rolleyes:
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    #26

    Jun 12, 2010, 03:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    Never ask directly to the person is question:eek: ask a innocent bystander:)

    A clerk at a local grocers was gone and I asked if she had her baby. They informed me that she wasn't pregnant:rolleyes:
    Glad to know it's not just me.
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    #27

    Jun 12, 2010, 04:08 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by jmjoseph View Post
    Never ask a woman with a large shape "when is that baby due ?" ..
    We were visiting a friend of my hubby and his wife, that we hadn't seen for ages. She looked pregnant enough that I would have thought the baby was due tomorrow. I blurted out, 'Oh you're having a baby, congratulations.'
    She looked at me puzzled and said, 'but we only just found out and I'm only 6 weeks how can you tell?'
    'Oh, you've got that amazing expectant glow about you,' I gushed.
    She absolutely beamed at that answer.
    Phew! Quick thinking eh lol...
    Hubby was still chuckling a week later.
    Mind you I learned my lesson, might not be so lucky next time. *mouth zipped*
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    #28

    Jun 12, 2010, 05:17 PM
    Last year I had a patient about to deliver, her mother looked over at me and asked when my baby was due.

    I've since lost weight.
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    #29

    Jun 12, 2010, 05:34 PM

    Reminds me of when I went to talk to an ante-natal class at the local hospital as the guest breast-feeding support speaker. The midwife in charge tried to usher me into a seat with the other pregnant ladies and I patiently explained I was there to give the talk not listen to it. She looked very embarrassed until I assured her that I was actually pregnant as well.

    She then asked me when the baby was due and I replied, 'tomorrow.'

    I swear she spent the whole of the talk with one eye on my bump lol.
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    #30

    Jun 12, 2010, 05:39 PM

    Another time I was stopped in the street by a lady who was selling some kind of weight-loss plan.
    'Excuse me my dear,' she said. 'would you be interested in losing weight at all?'

    Imagine doing that for a living, boy she must get some rude responses!

    'I'm planning on losing a good few pounds very quickly quite soon,' I replied, 'that's another person on board.'
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    #31

    Jun 12, 2010, 08:43 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    I'm in shape......








    Round is a shape! :p
    As my co-worker says,"I have a body of a god,unfortunately it's Buddha!":p
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    #32

    Jun 12, 2010, 08:45 PM
    AND!!


    What are you on today J?? I want some of what you taking, make mine a double with refills!Please!

    If I opened a thread with all my random thoughts, sheesh,I would be able to fill the 1500 on my own, in a few days:D
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    #33

    Jun 12, 2010, 08:56 PM

    I think that I should think more...

    If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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    #34

    Jun 12, 2010, 09:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    I think that I should think more.....




    Why is it when you are in a department store and you're standing there with your arms loaded down with clothing, a cashier will ask... Can I help you? What do you say? No.. I just thought I'd stand here with these clothes for a while?
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    #35

    Jun 13, 2010, 03:10 AM
    Sunday mornings random thought...

    If someone threw a rock and knocked me off my donkey, would I be stoned off my a$$? Hmmm?
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    #36

    Jun 13, 2010, 06:03 AM
    Last random thought before I fall asleep, or am I already asleep?

    Have you ever just wanted to run up to a stranger and say "your it" and run away?
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    #37

    Jun 13, 2010, 06:10 AM

    All the time.
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    #38

    Jun 13, 2010, 06:27 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    WARNING!! Consumption of Alcohol is the leading cause of unexplainable rug burns to the forehead!
    You'll slide better on tile... just a thought.
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    #39

    Jun 13, 2010, 06:33 AM

    Funnel cake should be a health food.
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    #40

    Jun 13, 2010, 06:35 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    WARNING!! Consumption of Alcohol is the leading cause of unexplainable rug burns to the forehead!
    Huh, I always thought it was the knees, imagine my face:eek:when I learned this from J... ;)

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