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    Jun 7, 2010, 08:33 PM
    Two cats in a swimming competition...
    So there were two cats ready to compete.

    The first cat was a Canadian cat, his name was One Two Three, the other cat was French his name was Un Deux Trois.

    Who won?

    The Canadian one! Because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq :D
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    Jun 7, 2010, 09:39 PM

    Lame, but funny:D

    Edit: bummer for the french cat
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    Jun 8, 2010, 06:02 AM

    Hahah hey it is lame...
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    Jun 8, 2010, 10:38 AM

    I was reading it in french and couldn't make head or tail of it, until I tried to read the words in english, lol! Good one :)
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    Jun 8, 2010, 08:12 PM

    Yup lame, but I smirked.
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    Jun 9, 2010, 02:26 AM
    Cerebral flatulence moment - I had to read it with a Québécois accent to get it.
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    Jun 10, 2010, 12:50 PM

    Same here Unky, I was thinking the cat 4 5... I don't get it lol
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    Jun 10, 2010, 12:52 PM

    Hahah you crazy Auzzies, you remind me of my Zealander friend~ :p :p :p
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    Jun 10, 2010, 12:54 PM

    I don't fornicate with sheep ;)
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    Jun 10, 2010, 12:56 PM

    LOL. I don't have any sheep err I mean Zealander friends! But I sure do like the reaction I get from you. :D
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    Jun 10, 2010, 02:11 PM

    Lmao cheers muddy :D
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    Jun 11, 2010, 06:25 AM

    You guys stink. I tell that joke at work and people laugh :(

    Now maybe I'm thinking people are just laughing to be nice to me...

    ... darn.
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    Jun 11, 2010, 09:38 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    You guys stink. I tell that joke at work and people laugh :(

    Now maybe I'm thinking people are just laughing to be nice to me...

    ...darn.
    No dear, the Parisian French I learned pronunces quatre with two syllables. Québécois pronounces it "cat" with a soft "a." That's what threw me off.
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