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    Jun 3, 2010, 05:47 PM
    A Catholic Heart Attack.
    A Catholic Heart Attack.





    A man suffered a sudden serious heart attack, and had immediate
    Lifesaving open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery
    To find himself in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital.

    As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he
    Was going to pay for his treatment.

    She asked if he had health insurance.

    He replied, in a weak voice, "No health insurance."

    The nun asked if he had money in the bank.

    He replied. "No money in the bank."

    The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you with the cost?"

    He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

    The nun became agitated, and said loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns
    are married to God."

    The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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    Jun 3, 2010, 06:35 PM

    I like that. Much better'n Washington.
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    Jun 6, 2010, 12:28 PM

    Send the bill to my brother in law. That's cute. Like that.
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    Jun 7, 2010, 04:47 PM

    I loved it! :D
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    Jun 8, 2010, 10:36 AM

    Poor nun :(
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