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    May 17, 2010, 11:10 PM
    The Jamaican Girl.
    The Jamaican maid asked for a pay increase.
    The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.



    She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserved a pay increase?'
    Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons I want de increase.'
    The first one, me iron better than you'!
    Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
    Marie: 'Your husband says so.'
    Wife: 'Oh.'
    Marie: 'The second reason... ah cooks better than you.'
    Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
    Marie: 'Your husband again'
    Wife: 'Oh.'
    Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you.. '
    Wife (really furious now): 'My husband says that as well? '
    Marie: 'No ma'am, the Gardener.
    Wife: 'How much you said you want again?
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    May 17, 2010, 11:13 PM
    That was funny, ROLCOM! :p

    I wasn't expecting the ending to be the way that it is!

    Thanks!
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    May 17, 2010, 11:14 PM

    LMAO! Good one. :)
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    May 18, 2010, 05:43 AM

    Nice, didn't see it coming.
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    May 18, 2010, 09:20 AM


    Excellent response:)
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    Jun 3, 2010, 12:29 PM

    Now that was one smart girl... she definitely gets a raise!
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