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    Mar 22, 2010, 09:02 PM
    Doctor's advice - gargling!
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    Dr's Advice.


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    A woman who was beaten black and blue, goes to the doctor.
    Doctor: What happened?"
    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."
    Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it.Just gargle and gargle."
    Two weeks later she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh again.
    Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened."

    Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"

    Have you got a better remedy ?
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    Mar 23, 2010, 09:19 PM

    I have heard this before and always found it funny.. in a funny sort of true way.

    I told it to my sister and it comes in handy for certain people that we both know. No one is getting beaten, but annoying conversation is avoided if I just ask her if she has gargled yet.:D
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    Jul 1, 2010, 08:57 PM
    Funny
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