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    southerngalps Posts: 1,334, Reputation: 112
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    #1

    Feb 15, 2010, 08:18 AM
    Important Warning For Women!
    IMPORTANT WARNING:
    You've heard about people who have been abducted and had
    Their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

    My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years
    Ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.
    It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of
    Cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to
    Mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
    Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my
    Life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

    My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they
    Took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had
    Stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least
    Three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to
    Give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

    Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One
    Morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the
    Flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of
    The hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was
    Being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to
    Me next?

    When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with
    A turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the
    World wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons
    Are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and
    Me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted',
    Look again - was it lifted from you?

    THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere
    Every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

    P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was
    Lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of
    Bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in
    My armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my
    Waistband.
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    Cat1864 Posts: 8,007, Reputation: 3687
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    #2

    Feb 15, 2010, 08:30 AM

    Thanks for the laugh and the confirmation that I am not going crazy. :D
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    Justwantfair Posts: 3,422, Reputation: 944
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    #3

    Feb 15, 2010, 08:33 AM

    OMG, hilarious! Truth also, I woke up a month ago and my stomach had been replaced with something that resembled something Santa Claus might own.
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    Catsmine Posts: 3,826, Reputation: 739
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    #4

    Feb 15, 2010, 12:17 PM

    Run, Stringer! She's on to us!
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    twinkiedooter Posts: 12,172, Reputation: 1054
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    #5

    Feb 15, 2010, 06:32 PM

    What I'd like to know is just where did my perky tits get to?? Did you take them Cat?
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    #6

    Feb 15, 2010, 07:10 PM

    Sounds like the same folks that stole my balls. They replaced them with what can only be described as overly inflated baloons that the air had leaked out of. During the operation, I'm afraid they severed some very important blood vessels, as I don't seem to get near the blood flow to a major organ that I use to,, hmmm.
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    #7

    Feb 16, 2010, 05:27 AM

    Loved the PS part :D
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    southerngalps Posts: 1,334, Reputation: 112
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    #8

    Feb 16, 2010, 10:44 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mygirlsdad77 View Post
    sounds like the same folks that stole my balls. They replaced them with what can only be described as overly inflated baloons that the air had leaked out of. During the operation, im afraid they severed some very important blood vessels, as i dont seem to get near the blood flow to a major organ that i use to,,,hmmm.
    Oh-oh!
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    #9

    Jul 12, 2013, 01:22 AM
    I was reading this post and I was really beliving it . Just goes to show you how gullable I can be,anyway I was thinking the same thing about my balls,I thought someone ha stole them in the middle of the night,then I woke up and remembered my wife ha them and won't give them back
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    #10

    Aug 6, 2013, 10:25 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydeedstruki View Post
    I was reading this post and I was really beliving it . just goes to show you how gullable I can be,anyway I was thinking the same thing about my balls,I thought someone ha stole them in the middle of the night,then I woke up and remembered my wife ha them and wont give them back
    Now that's funny!
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    #11

    Sep 26, 2013, 05:50 PM
    I have an extra butt if you want it.

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