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    #1

    Jan 28, 2010, 11:16 AM
    Husband Wanted
    HUSBAND WANTED


    A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get Married again.
    She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

    HUSBAND WANTED:

    MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
    MUST NOT BEAT ME,
    MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
    AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
    ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

    =0 A
    On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
    Opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.

    He had no arms or legs.

    You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
    the widow Said. 'Just look at you... You have no legs!'


    The old gentleman smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'

    'You don't have any arms either!' she snorted.

    Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
    She raised an eyebrow and asked intently,

    ' Are you still good in bed?'

    The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,

    'I rang the Doorbell, didn't I?'

    The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
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    #2

    Jan 28, 2010, 11:29 AM

    Ha Ha Ha
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    #3

    Jan 28, 2010, 11:34 AM

    I am almost afraid to see what you post next. :)
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    #4

    Jan 28, 2010, 04:39 PM

    Ha Ha. That's a good one. I laughed out loud on that one.
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    Jan 28, 2010, 06:43 PM

    Ha ha ha that's what I call funny, thank you Talaniman for sharing this joke and making my day lighter!
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    #6

    Jan 29, 2010, 02:42 AM

    Just get him to the church on time!
    Great joke-loved it!
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    #7

    Jan 29, 2010, 03:27 AM

    Way to go, buddy. I enjoy feelings of inadequacy so much.
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    #8

    Jan 29, 2010, 11:06 AM

    LMAO! Good one Tal. :)
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    #9

    Jan 29, 2010, 11:51 AM

    Lol! I enjoyed it too! Good one! :)
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    #10

    Jan 30, 2010, 03:57 PM
    Great:D Loved it.
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    #11

    Jan 30, 2010, 07:52 PM
    NOW THAT'S FUNNY! Sorry, but now I must sue you, as I injured myself laughing... :D
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    #12

    Mar 31, 2013, 05:44 PM
    Hahahahaha Lol (-: :-)
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    #13

    Jul 8, 2013, 07:41 AM
    Hahahhahah

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