[talaniman]

Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.


When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.


When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.


With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.


It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!



Yep . . .SHE'S BLONDE!

[MJ6216]

This Was Really Funny To

[Sentra]

Oh my God-

*falls over*

This is getting sent to a friend. She's a brand new redhead ;)

[kp2171]

If your mother went through all the trouble to cook a cornish hen and then insert it, that's way mean. Of course if she just threw in an uncooked hen, well salmonella is funny too I suppose. ;)

Mean, mean, mean.

[chuff]

Why can't I think of pratical jokes like this?