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    talaniman Posts: 54,327, Reputation: 10855
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    Nov 16, 2006, 11:20 PM
    Drunk driver
    A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

    ''I can't do that, officer.''

    ''Why not?''

    ''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''

    ''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''

    ''Can't do that either, officer.''

    ''Why not?''

    ''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''

    ''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''

    ''Can't do that either, officer.''

    ''Why not?''

    ''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''

    ''Fine then, just walk this white line.''

    ''Can't do that either, officer.''

    ''Why not?''

    ''Because I'm drunk.''
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    Nov 16, 2006, 11:58 PM
    Lol...
    Nice one!
    :D

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