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    Homegirl 50 Posts: 10,794, Reputation: 2604
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    #1

    Jan 7, 2010, 06:05 AM
    Two Trees and a Woodpecker
    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but
    Here is one:

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
    Tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
    That a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot
    Tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on t he sapling.

    The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
    That is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
    Neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
    Best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

    Now wipe that smile off your face.
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    #2

    Jan 7, 2010, 06:53 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Homegirl 50 View Post
    Now wipe that smile off your face.
    But I can't :D
    Good one!
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    #3

    Jan 7, 2010, 10:03 AM
    That was great!:D
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    #4

    Jan 7, 2010, 03:05 PM

    Simply evil. Hilarious, but evil.

    :: still grinning ::
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    #5

    Jan 7, 2010, 07:31 PM

    Nice HG, didn't expect that response... funny.

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