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    Nov 15, 2006, 03:16 PM
    Happy Thanksgiving Everyone


    18 THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT THANKSGIVING!
    1. Talk about a huge breast!
    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3. It's Cool Whip time!
    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    5. That's one terrific spread!
    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10. Don't play with your meat.
    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

    Happy Thanksgiving!
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    Nov 15, 2006, 03:17 PM
    Thanks Giving what the smeg is Thanks Giving ;)
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    Nov 23, 2006, 06:02 AM
    Lol, I'm going to have to print that list off and look for an opportune time to drop a couple of them.

    I will, of course, be wearing steel underwear so that the I don't feel the kicks so much :p

    Happy Thanksgiving, all!
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    Nov 23, 2006, 06:07 AM
    Only Ben would say such a thing...
    Hope all our fellow americans have a great Thanksgiving and eat drink and get merry ;)
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    Nov 23, 2006, 06:08 AM
    Hey fellow Americans - Happy Thanks givings all the way from europe :)
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    Nov 23, 2006, 06:11 AM
    Hey, it's a good day for everyone. It's almost Friday too! :)

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