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Oct 31, 2009, 07:06 PM
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Aaaaah Yeah! Funny.
I think that those in the military or those who have served may appreciate these... I post these with all the respect for our people that serve...
Useful Military Warnings
"Aim towards the Enemy."
- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
- U.S. Army
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
- Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
- U.S. Air Force Manual
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
- Infantry Journal
"Tracers work both ways."
- U.S. Army Ordnance
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
- Infantry Journal
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
- Col. David Hackworth
"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."
- Infantry Journal
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
- Joe Gay
"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."
- Anon
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
- Unknown Army Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
- Your Buddies
(And lastly) "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
-- U.S.A. Ammo
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Pest Control Expert
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Nov 1, 2009, 02:23 AM
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Not to mention the ubiquitous warning on all fabric covered framework, including tent walls:
THIS IS NOT A STEP
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Ultra Member
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Nov 2, 2009, 10:05 AM
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"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
- Infantry Journal
Love that one!:)
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Business Expert
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Nov 2, 2009, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Just Dahlia
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
- Infantry Journal
Love that one!:)
You know, I read them again and I still laugh, maybe from my past, I don't know? I especially liked:
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
Stringer
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Pest Control Expert
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Nov 2, 2009, 06:28 PM
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Scary, aren't they.
As you may know, I was a Marine "Doc" (Hospital Corpsman), so I will say that these warnings aren't all that ridiculous.
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Business Expert
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Nov 2, 2009, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Catsmine
Scary, aren't they.
As you may know, I was a Marine "Doc" (Hospital Corpsman), so I will say that these warnings aren't all that ridiculous.
I know, that is actually what makes them funny Cats. Basic and simple, remember?
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Pest Control Expert
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Nov 2, 2009, 07:49 PM
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It is. Just like TFOA reports.
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Business Expert
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Nov 2, 2009, 08:42 PM
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(And lastly) "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
-- U.S.A. Ammo
Kind of like a 'da' moment...
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