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    Oct 30, 2009, 08:14 PM

    I had a wonderful young man, hired him to work in my warehouse, there was a computer in the office, he was not suppose to be using it, but was "allowed" to check emails during lunch.

    Well we had a program to tell us every web site visited, and had a strick computer use policy that he signed.

    Well he could not stop looking at porn, I gave him two written warnings and even banned him from the computer, but he still had to sneak in and look at porn. I fired him.
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    Oct 30, 2009, 08:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Fr_Chuck View Post
    I had a wonderful young man, hired him to work in my warehouse, there was a computer in the office, he was not suppose to be using it, but was "allowed" to check emails during lunch.

    well we had a program to tell us every web site visited, and had a strick computer use policy that he signed.

    well he could not stop looking at porn, I gave him two written warnings and even banned him from the computer, but he still had to sneak in and look at porn. I fired him.
    Now that's addiction! :eek:

    I don't understand this particular addiction, seeing as it's not a chemical addiction like cigarettes or alcohol, but a mental one. I would think this particular addiction would be easy to control, then again, I've never experienced it, so what do I know?

    I just don't understand how someone can get addicted to unrealistic sex acts on a computer monitor or TV screen. I mean really, I've never seen a good porn movie, they're all just fluff, bad acting, unrealistic crap. I see how they can serve a purpose, but I don't understand the addiction.

    If I want to get in the mood then putting on a regular porn video will do the exact opposite. Unless you're turned on by me rolling on the floor laughing so hard that my side aches. ;)
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    Oct 30, 2009, 08:20 PM

    From my past ( we all have them) I have known a lady or two that was turned on by them but that was "thier" thing, not really mine.

    Too often it gives men esp a unrealistic idea of what sex is suppose to be, gives them a very low opinion of women as a sex toy and not another person to respect.
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    Oct 30, 2009, 08:32 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Fr_Chuck View Post
    From my past ( we all have them) I have known a lady or two that was turned on by them but that was "thier" thing, not really mine.

    Too often it gives men esp a unrealistic idea of what sex is suppose to be, gives them a very low opinion of women as a sex toy and not another person to respect.
    I've always found them cheesy and unrealistic, but to each their own, I guess. ;)

    The women in porn are not only bad actors but over the top, unrealistic, store bought boobs, arse, legs and tan. They're not real in real life, much less on the movie screen.

    It does give men an unrealistic expectation of sex.

    Let me assure all you boys, no girl is going to come up behind you while you're making photocopies in the mail room and just rip off your clothes and go at it on top of the machine. It'll never happen, so stop dreaming!

    My work here is done. You're welcome. ;)
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    Oct 30, 2009, 08:42 PM

    Hello again:

    Ok, let's talk about porn. I'm cool with the IDEA of porn, but in reality, most of it sucks.. I got a lot of complaints...

    First off, I don't like fake boobs. They don't jiggle right. What's worse is when you can see 'em moving under her skin. YUK! If I was, shall we say, getting into it before that, it was over for me...

    Next, I don't like shaved beaver. I don't like a jungle, either, but, let's just say that smoothy and I have different tastes.. A shaved bush looks, how shall I put it, pre-pubescent. I'm not into kids...

    I don't like the slam bam, stuff. It kind of hurts me just thinking about it. And, what's with all the spitting?? That doesn't turn me on either. I don't spit. I lick... And, you know without clitoral stimulation, all that moaning is fake...

    I also don't like all that a$$ wacking. That doesn't do it for me. I don't hit my wimin. A little bite here and there, maybe...

    I also don't like all that choking and gagging. If the chick can't take it and make it at least LOOK palatable, then she shouldn't be gobbling more than she can handle..

    Ok, is there any stuff I like?? Not much. I like lovemaking. I like kissing. I like taking a woman's clothes off slowly. They don't make hetrosexual porn like that...

    They DO make lesbian porn like that. I like it.

    Is that more than you wanted to know?

    excon

    PS> Artsy, I speak Japanese..
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    Oct 30, 2009, 08:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello again:

    Ok, let's talk about porn. I'm cool with the IDEA of porn, but in reality, most of it sucks.. I got a lot of complaints...

    First off, I don't like fake boobs. They don't jiggle right. What's worse is when you can see 'em moving under her skin. YUK! If I was, shall we say, getting into it before that, it was over for me...

    Next, I don't like shaved beaver. I don't like a jungle, either, but, let's just say that smoothy and I have different tastes.. A shaved bush looks, how shall I put it, pre-pubescent. I'm not into kids...

    I don't like the slam bam, stuff. It kinda hurts me just thinking about it. And, what's with all the spitting???? That doesn't turn me on either. I don't spit. I lick... And, you know without clitoral stimulation, all that moaning is fake...

    I also don't like all that a$$ wacking. That doesn't do it for me. I don't hit my wimin. A little bite here and there, maybe...

    I also don't like all that choking and gagging. If the chick can't take it and make it at least LOOK palatable, then she shouldn't be gobbling more than she can handle..

    Ok, is there any stuff I like??? Not much. I like lovemaking. I like kissing. I like taking a womans clothes off slowly. They don't make hetrosexual porn like that...

    They DO make lesbian porn like that. I like it.

    Is that more than you wanted to know?

    excon

    PS> Artsy, I speak Japanese..
    Oh my goodness,I was watching a show with my BF tonight and I said"now those are nice boob's ,they move",they are real and so we are on the same page again!
    What's up wit that? :cool:
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    #27

    Oct 30, 2009, 08:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Fr_Chuck View Post
    I had a wonderful young man, hired him to work in my warehouse, there was a computer in the office, he was not suppose to be using it, but was "allowed" to check emails during lunch.

    well we had a program to tell us every web site visited, and had a strick computer use policy that he signed.

    well he could not stop looking at porn, I gave him two written warnings and even banned him from the computer, but he still had to sneak in and look at porn. I fired him.
    You need to preface this better than I had a wonderful young man.It sounds different that how you meant it.If you get me.
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    Oct 30, 2009, 08:53 PM

    What's worse is when you can see 'em moving under her skin.
    I have to say something before I forget. My hubby was watching that annoying show "Manswers" yesterday and I think I finally figured out why by breasts are so big. Beer! Yes, beer!

    Apparently women who drink beer can go up 1 or 2 cup sizes because of it.

    I better stop drinking, I can't afford a new bra.

    Back to Exy.

    It's the moaning and rolling of the eyes that really gets to me. I've had sex with a mirror on the ceiling, trust me, I know what I look like whilst in the throes of passion and it's nowhere near what those girls are doing, thank God, or whoever you pray to. ;)

    The fact is, it's so fake that it's funny. It's also annoying because people get off on it and it's not even close to the real deal.

    So, Unky, my dear sweet underage Unky. Porn is okay if you think it's going to satisfy your urges, but, if you're watching it instead of doing the things you love to do, or if you're beginning to believe that the stuff you're watching is how it really is, then turn it off, burn the tapes and talk to us, because you know we care about you and you know I'll tell you the truth. :)

    Another beer? Oh, what the heck, G cup, here I come. :eek:
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    Oct 30, 2009, 09:02 PM

    PS> Artsy, I speak Japanese..
    I have NO CLUE what that means ,seriously,I'm laughing but I have no clue .
    Did we have a Japanese moment I forgot about ? :confused:
    I feel pretty good about it actually
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    Oct 30, 2009, 09:12 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    I feel pretty good about it actually
    Hello again, artsy:

    It was good for me too.

    Ex

    PS> I think the kama sutra is Japaneseish... Or, maybe it Chineseish. I don't know. Mongolianish??
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    Oct 30, 2009, 09:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello again, artsy:

    It was good for me too.

    ex

    PS> I think the kama sutra is Japaneseish... Or, maybe it Chineseish. I dunno. Mongolianish???
    Once you unleash me I am a whole different person :)
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    Oct 30, 2009, 09:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    Do you have Halloween in Canada?
    I'm really that stupid that I don't know :)
    I just saw this. Now I'm giggling. Reminds me of being in Germany when I was 16. A bunch of girls interrogated me about Canada. Do we have McDonalds, do we live in Igloos, do we all wear seal fur? LMAO!

    Yes, we have halloween, it's tomorrow, October 31, just like you. :)

    Also, we do have McDonalds, I've never seen an igloo and I'm allergic to seal fur. I didn't find this out by wearing it or hunting these animals that I have to admit, I've never seen. I got an Eskimo doll for Xmas one year, it's clothing was made of seal fur, I broke out in hives.

    What were we talking about? Oh yeah, porn.

    Discuss. :)
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    #33

    Oct 30, 2009, 09:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello again, artsy:

    It was good for me too.

    ex

    PS> I think the kama sutra is Japaneseish... Or, maybe it Chineseish. I dunno. Mongolianish???
    Exy baby, I'm the one that brought up the kama sutra. :)

    FYI, it's Indian. :)
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    #34

    Oct 30, 2009, 09:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I just saw this. Now I'm giggling. Reminds me of being in Germany when I was 16. A bunch of girls interrogated me about Canada. Do we have McDonalds, do we live in Igloos, do we all wear seal fur? LMAO!

    Yes, we have halloween, it's tomorrow, October 31, just like you. :)

    Also, we do have McDonalds, I've never seen an igloo and I'm allergic to seal fur. I didn't find this out by wearing it or hunting these animals that I have to admit, I've never seen. I got an Eskimo doll for Xmas one year, it's clothing was made of seal fur, I broke out in hives.

    What were we talking about? Oh yeah, porn.

    Discuss. :)
    Once this buzzed lady said it (I use the term lady lightly) I knew I had messed up.
    Druids.. jeezs they were everywhere :eek:
    I am a Druid.Mother Earth.. COOL! :D
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    Oct 30, 2009, 09:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    Once this buzzed lady said it (I use the term lady lightly) I knew I had messed up.
    Druids..jeezs they were everywhere :eek:
    I am a Druid.Mother Earth ..COOL! :D
    Buzzed lady. :p

    Too bad you're taken, you'd be perfect for Exy. Sadly, I've got my claws into him. Shhh, don't tell him, he doesn't know. ;)
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    #36

    Oct 30, 2009, 09:46 PM

    Did I scare everyone away? :(

    :: pout, pout, pout::

    Sigh.

    Waaaaaa!

    I'm so bored I could knit!
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    #37

    Oct 30, 2009, 10:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Did I scare everyone away? :(

    :: pout, pout, pout::

    Sigh.

    Waaaaaa!

    I'm so bored I could knit!
    Good girl :)
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    #38

    Oct 30, 2009, 10:06 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    Good girl :)
    :confused:

    Are you talking about the knitting?

    I hate knitting.

    I can knit, but I hate it.

    I'm also not fond of cooking, even though I'm a good cook.

    I need a maid.

    Any volunteers?

    Exy?

    Ooops... WT. :(
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    #39

    Oct 30, 2009, 11:56 PM

    No worries guys! Thanks for the wonderful answers! :)

    Don't worry Alty, the first time I saw porn was at the swimming pool during a competition, yes, surprisingly! I was waiting for my turn to swim, all the swimmers were grouped on a fleet of stairs (steps perhaps would be better). And one girl, she was around the 18s I think, had her mobile with a vagina on the screen! I was thinking "what the h*ck was that!?" Well, I had only a glance, then she switched off.

    It was only later, much later on that I realised what that actually was. I'm not hooked to it, I don't watch it either. I have other things to do ;)

    It's perhaps one of the reasons I started that thread. I have little experience, and cannot say concrete facts about it, but you, you have a lifelong experience, plus your own personal experience that I really appreciate. :)

    Cats: I never expected that you use porn to make your children go to sleep :eek: [if I got what you said earlier, that is to say]
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    Oct 31, 2009, 03:43 AM
    Their first exposure was accidental. Walking around carrying a baby as he/she fights going to sleep is well known to every parent. Late night TV had some softcore on, and the cheesy music lulled him right to sleep.

    He never stayed awake past midnight after that. A couple of months later a videotape in another room made nap time easy.

    It worked the same way on our second. They're 24 and 16 and totally bored with the whole concept now.

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