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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:07 PM
    Again? Really? Another Castle?
    The castle went under major repair. The roof has been replaced (sorry about the dripping
    And the drafts), the pond has been cleaned (those ducklings sure do poo a lot), and the rooms have all been painted and refurnished.

    Sheriff, it's come to my attention that there is a bandit in the area. Apparently he wants to kidnap me, hold me for ransom. I will need you to recruit more Deputies and protect me, with your life.

    Sunny, Red, I revamped the lounge. There's a dance floor now and new bar stools.

    Adam, Bear, Unky, I need you three to feed the crocks. I hired someone to feed them while we were gone, but that person took the money and ran. They haven't been fed in a month. Proceed with caution.

    M, sweetie, honey, baby, Jo's family sent Kevin to me, you remember Kevin, the kangaroo you sent her? He's tearing my house apart so I brought him to the castle. I have no idea how to care for him though (so much for Pet expert) so can you? I put him in your room. Sorry. :o

    Everyone else, come on in, the ghosts are friendly and the beer is free. :)

    Oh, will someone clean off the Starby statue? Pigeons seem to have made a nest on her. There's bleach in the kitchen pantry.

    Now, let's get the party started. :cool:
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:11 PM

    Nice place to got here alty...

    Woop woop woop,love the disco ball nice touch...

    Jeez,there's pigeon sh*t everywhere...
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:11 PM

    Did someone say free beer ?
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:13 PM

    Beer... theres always beer...

    Pull up a stool.

    Don't worry about the white stuff,it'll wipe off.
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    beer...theres always beer....

    pull up a stool.

    dont worry about the white stuff,it'll wipe off.
    White stuff?

    Wrong thread? :confused:
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    Did someone say free beer ?
    Cheers Artsy. You better have two so you can catch up to me. :)

    Barkeep, another round on me!

    ::hiccup:: :o
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:26 PM
    I see the duck is here :) See what happens when we don't keep her statute clean?
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:27 PM

    Artsy, that scared me!

    Really!

    I grabbed my keyboard and hid under the desk.

    Is it gone?

    Is it safe to come back up?

    Someone hold me. :(
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Cheers Artsy. You better have two so you can catch up to me. :)

    Barkeep, another round on me!

    ::hiccup:: :o
    I have to make dinner first ,then I will be back with my stretchy pants on! :rolleyes:
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:34 PM

    Stretchy pants... artsy in stretchy pants...

    But I have a mental image now...

    I'm not quite sure what stretchy pants are,so my mental image is quite bizarre.
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:38 PM

    Castles... so many castles...
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:46 PM

    Blacky, it's in honor of Starby.

    The castle was her favorite. :)
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:51 PM

    Kidnap... ransom..?

    Let me see how much change... I... have... in... my pocket... Aaaaaaaah... wellllllll... :rolleyes:
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Blacky, it's in honor of Starby.

    The castle was her favorite. :)
    Lol! I know that Alty... I know the meaning behind the castles... and the ducks... but sooooo many castles... it never ends does it?

    Long live the age of the Castles... but not so much the evil duckies...
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Kidnap....ransom....?????

    Let me see how much change....I ....have...in...my pocket........Aaaaaaaah....wellllllll.........:rol leyes::eek:;)
    Change?

    That's all I'm worth to you?

    Question. Would you give up the whip for me? Hmmmm?
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Lol! I know that Alty... I know the meaning behind the castles... and the ducks... but sooooo many castles... it never ends does it?

    Long live the age of the Castles... but not so much the evil duckies...
    I'll toast to that. :)

    The evil duckies are the babies I brought in. Little poo disturbers. ;)
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    Sep 29, 2009, 03:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'll toast to that. :)

    The evil duckies are the babies I brought in. Little poo disturbers. ;)
    Do we really need them?

    I need some frozen grapes... are there any freezers in the castle?
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    Sep 29, 2009, 04:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Do we really need them?

    I need some frozen grapes.... are there any freezers in the castle?
    Frozen grapes?

    Ouch!

    Yes, there's a freezer behind the bar. :)
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    Sep 29, 2009, 04:05 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Frozen grapes?

    Ouch!

    Yes, there's a freezer behind the bar. :)
    Yup yup, frozen grapes.. the duck kryptonite... something I discovered back in my Uni days..

    While I'm at the bar, do you want anything?
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    Sep 29, 2009, 04:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Yup yup, frozen grapes.. the duck kryptonite... something I discovered back in my Uni days..

    While I'm at the bar, do you want anything?
    A beer please.

    I love beer.

    Beer is the nectar of the Gods. :)
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