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    #21

    Jun 29, 2009, 04:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Are you sharing a brain with Tom?! :eek:

    Say it isn't so.

    I'm afraid. :(
    Well, if Tom also believes to blindly follow the egg from here to eternity and not question it... then yes!
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    #22

    Jun 29, 2009, 04:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by DrJizzle View Post
    Well, if Tom also believes to blindly follow the egg from here to eternity and not question it... then yes!!
    Well then, hello Tom. ;)
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    #23

    Jun 29, 2009, 05:01 PM

    That's 10-Second-Tom to you ;)


    Oh hi! I'm Tom...
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    #24

    Jun 29, 2009, 05:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by DrJizzle View Post
    That's 10-Second-Tom to you ;)


    oh hi! I'm Tom...
    10? I would have guessed 3 tops! :D

    Okay, I may have gone too far now. :eek:
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    #25

    Jun 29, 2009, 10:23 PM
    QUOTE=mudweiser I have a few questions:

    •If God is so perfect why did he need humans as companions?

    God is everything right? That means that God is us too. I don't think we were created as companions, but as parts of God who chose to experience, experience. God just is, all, right? He can't experience love or poverty without the lack of them. His creation is limited in a way that He is not, so that He can experience things.:rolleyes:

    •Who was the first person to preform anal sex?

    Sarah, you know it was some teenage boy who played stink-finger first!:p

    •As technology gets smarter, we're getting dumber; is anyone behind this, are we part of someone's plot or are we merely discovering new things?

    There is a plot, a circle that comes back around on itself. Humanity resists the notion that our cleverness does not move inexorably forward, in a straight line.

    •Why is it that a man who beats his wife can bail himself out? Why is the "Justice" system corrupt?

    That's easy. the system was designed by...Males! Is that a sexist or a realist view? Maybe it's too complicated for me to understand, hmmm.:cool:
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    #26

    Jun 29, 2009, 10:26 PM

    Question: If we are what we eat, why do we eat things that are dead?
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    #27

    Jun 29, 2009, 10:33 PM

    Why doesn't a duck's quack echo?


    P.S. Sim loved your answers.

    Sarah
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    #28

    Jun 29, 2009, 10:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Why doesn't a duck's quack echo?


    P.S. Sim loved your answers.

    Sarah
    Hi, Sarah!

    I've heard about that. Is that true? :confused: :)

    Thanks!
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    #29

    Jun 29, 2009, 10:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Hi, Sarah!

    I've heard about that. Is that true? :confused: :)

    Thanks!
    I googled it:

    Professor Trevor Cox and a team at Salford University recently did some research to get to the bottom of the problem with the help of willing volunteer, Daisy the duck. They found that a duck's quack does echo, but it is quite hard to hear the echo because of the quality of the quack sound. A sound that fades in and out (like a duck quack) makes an echo which can become mixed up with the original sound being made. This means it is hard to distinguish one from the other.

    The other reason the myth may have arisen is because you don't often find ducks hanging around places where you commonly get echoes, like cliffs on a beach, or large cathedrals!
    Sarah
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    #30

    Jun 29, 2009, 10:54 PM

    Thanks, Sarah!

    Then it is a myth. Correct?
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    #31

    Jun 29, 2009, 11:03 PM

    That's what Google tells me Cloughy!


    I have another one. It'll stir the pot, I think.

    If a girl has been a lesbian all her life and never had sexual intercourse with a man, would she still be considered a virgin?

    Sarah
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    #32

    Jun 29, 2009, 11:10 PM

    What I've been taught in the school systems where I've taught, is that when a girl or woman is "touched down there" that they are no longer a virgin.

    In an open and very broad interpretation of the word "virgin" I can believe that interpretation. But, in the narrow, traditional and usual definition as to how someone loses their viginity, no.

    I can see why they might take the liberal and broad view in the school systems, though.

    Thanks!
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    #33

    Jun 29, 2009, 11:15 PM

    One more before I go:

    Does an Atheist have to swear on the bible in court? What happens if you say no?

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    #34

    Jun 29, 2009, 11:45 PM

    From what I've read, no, they do not.

    There's some really good information about that on the following site.

    Affirming vs. Swearing Oaths - Affirm, Don't Swear an Oath in Court

    Thanks!
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    #35

    Jun 30, 2009, 06:43 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by simoneaugie View Post
    Question: If we are what we eat, why do we eat things that are dead?
    Because were all dead inside :D
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    #36

    Jun 30, 2009, 06:57 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    because were all dead inside :D
    You say it and smile... ::shakes head::

    I am not dead inside. :D
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    #37

    Jun 30, 2009, 06:58 AM

    Sorry :(

    I know your not justy ;)
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    #38

    Jun 30, 2009, 07:00 AM

    I am warm and toasty inside.

    I am going to see 150.
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    #39

    Jun 30, 2009, 07:05 AM

    Mmmm, warm and toasty :D

    150? degrees, years, people?
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    #40

    Jun 30, 2009, 07:09 AM

    I am going to live to be 150 years old.

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