He Said, She Said!

liz28 · May 21, 2009, 07:27 PM

One day a couple were arguing and it went something like this:

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said... You wear briefs, don't you?

He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?

She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.

She said... Well, you have succeeded.

He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

She said... No, have you?

He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?

She said... Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.

She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

Stringer · May 21, 2009, 08:41 PM

Very funny Liz... good one.

Catsmine · May 22, 2009, 04:21 AM

LMAO

The wife smiles

The daughter rofl

adam_89 · May 23, 2009, 04:34 AM

Really good ones Liz

shazamataz · May 23, 2009, 05:16 AM

They could come in handy lol Thank liz :D

Stringer · May 23, 2009, 09:15 AM

You give it... you GET it... ha ha

liz28 · May 23, 2009, 09:21 AM

I am glad everyone enjoyed the joke.

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