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    Apr 21, 2009, 09:30 PM
    I think I am Pregnant.
    I weigh more. My stomach hurts. I am dizzy and yes I have sex. I think I am pregnant, but I never have a period so I do not really know for sure. My stomach looks like maybe 6 months.

    Please help..
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    Apr 21, 2009, 09:38 PM

    UMMM what? I'm lost again "looking around left to right"
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    Apr 21, 2009, 09:38 PM
    Ahh you must be thomas the man on opera that had a baby and it pregnant again
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    Apr 21, 2009, 09:41 PM

    I bet it's because you didn't jump after having intercourse or hold your breath when you climaxed.

    Now you'll have to learn from your mistakes, lets hope it's just that chimichanga you ate that was a week old and not a fetus.



    Sarah
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    Apr 21, 2009, 09:51 PM

    Didn't you say you were lactating?

    You should take a peepee test to see if there's a papoose growing in your belly.
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    Apr 21, 2009, 09:53 PM

    Thank you, Never thought of the pee pee test... Your so right.

    I have been leaking a lot of breast milk lately... That would be a sign too right?
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    Apr 21, 2009, 09:58 PM

    Lmao so how many cup sizes have you increased by are you now a whopping 40 dd
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    Apr 21, 2009, 10:00 PM

    Have your areolas darkened or increased size?

    Sarah
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    #9

    Apr 21, 2009, 10:02 PM

    Everything has increased in size... :eek:

    Do you want me to show you all a picture?
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    Apr 21, 2009, 10:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Everything has increased in size.....:eek:
    Gulp.

    I'm sure the misses enjoys that.

    Winkity wink wink wink :: ow my eye ::

    Sarah
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    #11

    Apr 21, 2009, 10:05 PM

    Don't milk your boobahs because that can induce premature labor
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    Apr 22, 2009, 01:00 AM

    Well, last time I thought I was pregnant, it was just gas. :eek:
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    Apr 22, 2009, 01:02 AM

    LMAO @ sneez
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    Apr 23, 2009, 07:22 AM

    You need to do kegels, it helps for later on in the delivery room.

    Sarah
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    Apr 23, 2009, 09:21 AM

    Congratulations Jesushelper!

    When did you conceive?

    Was in when you slept with person 'A' on the 10th April or person 'B' on the 15th April or person 'C' on the 19th April?
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    Apr 23, 2009, 09:23 AM
    No Shaz. It was person Q after that situation with person D. He also posted a thread about person K not calling him back after 32 voicemails. You really need to catch up.

    ::giggles::

    Sarah
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    Apr 23, 2009, 12:55 PM

    Wow, geez I am behind *wanders off to read about persons D through Q*
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    Apr 23, 2009, 01:20 PM

    Yes, Shazzy couldn't you tell by his screen name that's he's a man-whore? Duh. :p
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    Apr 23, 2009, 01:26 PM

    When I was pregnant, my father and I would compare bellies. His always won and it was rock hard, like he could have passed for pregnant.

    I think he is about 10 years overdue.

    Please remember your prenatal vitamins, they are very important to the health of your child.
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    #20

    Apr 23, 2009, 01:43 PM

    Please, please, please for the sake of your unborn baby, stop drinking and doing drugs.
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