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    liz28 Posts: 4,662, Reputation: 1034
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    Apr 16, 2009, 04:50 PM
    Build a man/woman workshop!
    If I had the chance to build my man he would have nice broad shoulders with a nice not to hairy chest. He would be have a wild personality but a heart of good with a nice package down below and knows how to work it. He would have a good swagger and nice feet. Have a nice complexion and good grain of hair with a trim facial hair. Nice butt and farts that smells like clean linen.

    Since I can't build a man I have to settle with what I have.

    How would you build your man/woman?
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    Apr 16, 2009, 04:56 PM

    He'd be look like Dierks Bentley



    -sigh-

    He'd be loyal, trustworthy, compassionate with people and animals, open to criticism, gentle, loves to go out an get messy, plays mad acoustic guitar, sings even if he doesn't sound good, loves to stay in and have a lazy Sunday, loves to go out in the rain, adventurous, likes it clean but not too clean and most of all loves me for me.

    Sarah
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    Apr 16, 2009, 05:28 PM

    If he was only for sex.. For a man to have everything he would need to be at least 3 different men. See, I wouldn't want my sex toy out in the world, making money, visible to other women. My money-maker-man would need to be quiet and polite, but not at all attractive to other women. My handyman, carfixer, landscaper would need to be repulsive, mute and a workaholic. He could have a hammock in the garage. The money-maker would get sex occasionally when I visited his small, tidy apartment over the garage. The sex toy would be chained to the bed.

    The sex toy man would have thick, straight black hair on his head, zero body hair and skin the color of coffee and cream or maybe really black skin. He would be muscuar, not too tall and have no odor at all. His chain (to the bed) would be long enough to allow cooking, dishwashing and other housework...
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    Apr 18, 2009, 05:19 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by simoneaugie View Post

    The sex toy man would have thick, straight black hair on his head, zero body hair and skin the color of coffee and cream or maybe really black skin. He would be muscuar, not too tall and have no odor at all. His chain (to the bed) would be long enough to allow cooking, dishwashing and other housework...

    Now you're talking ;)
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