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    Apr 16, 2009, 09:40 AM
    Hymn #365
    A minister was completing a temperance sermon..

    With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in
    The world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    With even greater emphasis he said,
    'And if I had All the wine in the world,

    I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,

    'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
    I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    Sermon complete, he sat down.

    The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
    With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,


    Let us sing Hymn #365,

    'Shall We Gather at the River.
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    Apr 17, 2009, 12:27 PM

    Nice-
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    Apr 18, 2009, 04:26 PM
    That may possibly be the funniest preacher joke I have ever seen. Consider it stolen.
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    Apr 18, 2009, 04:28 PM

    Love it! Don't drink the water in the river, you'll get sick! That mixture could kill someone. Let's find out. Cup please! :)

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