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    Mar 27, 2009, 08:43 PM
    Funny names for "Alone Time"
    Ok, Some of us gals were chatting and know that the folks, especially the fellas, have some interesting terminology for... ehem... time spent enjoying oneself...

    So here's a chance to compile a list of catchy euphemisms describing this very special event... :rolleyes:
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    Mar 27, 2009, 08:52 PM

    I know there are many things that begin with slappin'
    From there it could be any number of (usually animals).

    That's another sticky :)
    Discussion I mean.
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    Mar 27, 2009, 08:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    I know there are many things that begin with slappin'
    From there it could be any number of (usually animals).

    That's another sticky :)
    Discussion I mean.
    "Sticky" lol :p
    Good one!
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    Mar 27, 2009, 09:00 PM

    It is often sticky, but worthy of a sticky, we'll see. ;)

    Hmmm, a list of mens, ahem, quality time with themselves. Well there's;

    Slapping the monkey
    Beat the beaver
    Beating my meat
    Beating the bishop
    Bop the bologna
    Clean the bean
    Clicking the mouse
    Dating Hannie Palmer
    Diddle my skittle
    Diddling
    Donald trump firing his apprentice
    Double clicking the mouse
    Fiction friction
    Fire off some knuckle-children
    Five finger shuffle
    Flickin' the kitten
    Flicking the bean
    Flog the dolphin
    Choking the chicken
    Getting trigger happy
    Going fishing with the man in the boat
    Going to the palm prom
    Holding your sausage hostage
    Indiana Jones finding a sweet dig
    Jacking off
    Jerkin the gerkin
    Jerking off
    Jibber jab
    Jilling off
    Milking the cow
    One handed baseball
    Painting the ceiling

    The list goes on, but you get the idea. ;)
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    Mar 27, 2009, 09:01 PM

    Princess Consuela Bananahammock, if we are naming things! :p
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    Mar 27, 2009, 09:02 PM

    Ok... Alty... Is there something you need to share with us? Love the alphabetized list, lol

    Heard this one recently:
    Choppin some wood
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    Mar 27, 2009, 09:05 PM

    The Taming of the Shrew!
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    Mar 27, 2009, 09:06 PM

    Good list ! Boy your hubby has a ton of names for fun :)

    How about *unleashing the crackin*?
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    Mar 27, 2009, 09:07 PM
    Painting the ceiling ,well you know that guy is an ego maniac :)
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    Mar 27, 2009, 09:08 PM
    Rub one out
    Throwin' yogurt
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    Mar 27, 2009, 09:08 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock, if we are naming things! :p
    I know minutemen who unleash the crackin before they can say that :eek:
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    Mar 27, 2009, 09:12 PM

    Polishing the pearl
    Playing tug of war with the cyclops
    Pumping the keg
    Roughing up the suspect

    I found a site. ;)
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    Mar 27, 2009, 09:12 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Rub one out
    Throwin' yogurt
    YUCK! Throwing Yougurt.
    I can't wait to tell my kids. Disgusting but kind of funny .I am grimacing :o
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    Mar 27, 2009, 09:13 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Polishing the pearl
    Playing tug of war with the cyclops
    Pumping the keg
    Roughing up the suspect

    I found a site. ;)
    No wonder your list is alphabetized!
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    Mar 27, 2009, 09:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    No wonder your list is alphabetized!!
    You didn't actually think I sat here and thought of theses names and then alphabetized them? Wow, that would be sad. ;)
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    Mar 27, 2009, 09:19 PM

    Hee Haw on the Mee Maw (that's one for the girls)

    -Never quite understood this one though :confused:
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    Mar 27, 2009, 09:29 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Hee Haw on the Mee Maw (that's one for the girls)

    -Never quite understood this one though :confused:
    I never called mine a mee maw... mine is a I can't tell you,the whole world would see :o
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    Mar 28, 2009, 12:01 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You didn't actually think I sat here and thought of theses names and then alphabetized them? Wow, that would be sad. ;)
    You would do that for us if we asked so don't count that out :p

    That's who you are totally :cool: and ;)
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    Mar 28, 2009, 01:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    You would do that for us if we asked so don't count that out :p

    That's who you are totally :cool: and ;)
    Darnit, you got me there, I would do it if you asked.

    Does that make me a pushover or just a big softie? Me no likey, I'm tough, you, really tough! :o
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