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    #21

    Mar 11, 2009, 08:09 AM
    WEENIS... keep saying it, you will start giggling;) My kids and I always do... WEENIS!!
    Hey, and here is a little fact, pinch your weenis, it doesn't hurt... no nerve there... Dr. Sneeze, tell them I am right? ;)
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    #22

    Mar 11, 2009, 08:14 AM

    Ok, when I hear weenis... I think of midget's privates... so I guess I was a lot off base.
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    #23

    Mar 11, 2009, 08:40 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Ok, when I hear weenis... I think of midget's privates... so I guess I was a lot off base.
    OFF BASE... yup that is what you were, off base!
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    Mar 11, 2009, 08:58 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    OFF BASE...yup that is what you were, off base!
    Just the workings of a guttered mind... ending enis... only makes me think of one thing.
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    #25

    Mar 11, 2009, 02:04 PM

    Weenis, hee, hee, WEENIS! That is fun.

    Are we on the right thread? Shouldn't this be under "things guys name their privates?"

    Weenis! LMAO!
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    Mar 11, 2009, 02:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Weenis, hee, hee, WEENIS! That is fun.

    Are we on the right thread? Shouldn't this be under "things guys name their privates?"

    Weenis! LMAO!
    They can't name there privates weenis... it would be like naming him "Tiny"
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    #27

    Mar 11, 2009, 02:53 PM

    It's a picture.
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    #28

    Mar 11, 2009, 06:59 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    weenis is actually the skin on your elbow. :)

    Wow- never heard of that! It is a fun word though!
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    #29

    Mar 11, 2009, 10:43 PM
    ??

    I mean, who the hell gets to name the weenis the "weenis"??

    Is there a frickin peer reviewed medical journal of anatomical joints that concedes "yes... after 3027 people were randomly randomized it was determined that piece o' skin shall herefore and henceforth be called the "wankie"... oops... my bad... the "... oops... my bad... the "... mostly for the sake of poetry, as we have such few words that rhyme with penis"...

    ??

    Is it me, or the tequilla? You don't have to choose, it can be both.
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    #30

    Mar 11, 2009, 10:46 PM
    I get summeting a damn mountain and claiming the tip top for spain or whatever.

    But who went down on that person and claimed it the "taint"? Did they poke in a flag?

    I'm sorry... no... I'm jealous... anyone who came up with the name weenis and then made it apparently household... they p!ss me off... mostly cause I didn't do it first.

    What the hell was this thread about anyway?.
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    #31

    Mar 11, 2009, 10:48 PM
    Ah... yeah...

    Sneezy and his nuts...
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    #32

    Mar 13, 2009, 07:16 AM

    Men's weenis' sag with old age...

    Kp, when the last time someone touched your weenis?
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    #33

    Mar 13, 2009, 07:20 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Men's weenis' sag with old age...

    kp, when the last time someone touched your weenis?
    Wow, I think now that not only are my ears bleeding, but my eyes are burning too. I feel like I need to go cry in a hot shower or something.
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    Mar 13, 2009, 07:22 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by vwdieseljunkie View Post
    Wow, I think now that not only are my ears bleeding, but my eyes are burning too. I feel like I need to go cry in a hot shower or something.
    I didn't start it, I didn't even know what a weenis was until a couple of days ago.
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    #35

    Mar 13, 2009, 07:27 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    I didn't start it, I didn't even know what a weenis was until a couple of days ago.
    Yeah, and I thought I was going to be slick the other night and play a joke on my wife, and dang if she didn't already know what the weenis was. I had never really paid attention until it was mentioned here that there's no feeling in that spot. I lost the tip of a thumb at work, and have no feeling in it, so to touch my thumb to my weenis is really a weird feeling.

    Face it, you can't say weenis with a strait face.
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    #36

    Mar 13, 2009, 07:50 AM

    I can't say weenis with a straight face...

    In fact, I would have thought it was a hog-wash made up word...

    Had to do my own research, just to find out if it was real or I was the Queen of gullible.
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    #37

    Mar 13, 2009, 07:54 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    I can't say weenis with a straight face....
    I've noticed that weenis has made it into other threads, we may be facing a weenis epidemic, lol. Next thing you know, there will be a registered weenis offenders list, and weenis control measures in place.
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    #38

    Mar 13, 2009, 07:59 AM

    Are you kidding, I will be fitting weenis into every sentence I can... I mean it's a real word, that sounds like a curse word that no one can yell at me for using... :D
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    #39

    Mar 13, 2009, 08:11 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Are you kidding, I will be fitting weenis into every sentence I can... I mean it's a real word, that sounds like a curse word that no one can yell at me for using... :D
    Lol. It's like when I was a kid, and learned that there were non-swear applications for:
    Female dog
    Burrow/mule/donkey
    Kitty
    Rooster / threaded drain apparatus
    To strike
    Illegitimate child / file
    And the list goes on! Of course most of those words can't be used in most places, whether you are speaking of them in non-vulgar applications or not...

    Where's George Carlin when you need him :(
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    Mar 13, 2009, 08:18 AM

    Yeah but they don't have the same sound that weenis does... ;)
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