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    Aug 22, 2006, 09:08 AM
    Need funny one liners
    I am making some collages of victoria ladies and I want them to be funny. I need some funny one liners.. Here is an example of some I have gotten so you get the idea...


    "I always keep a nice home"

    "I never drink....before lunch"

    "They say I sold my children but I have just misplaced them"

    Thanks for all your help.
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    Aug 22, 2006, 09:44 AM
    I don't know about the victoria ladies angle, but my favorite one liner guy is Steven Wright. Look through some of his to see if you can use any of them:
    http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list74.html

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