[liz28]

Sent to me from a friend.

SICK LEAVE

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you doing?'  I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out, go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' 

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her... 'And
Where do you think you're going?'

(You're going to love this... )

She said, 'I'm going home too; I can't work in the dark!

[ANB428]

That is hilarious. I needed a laugh today too. LOL

[liz28]

Your welcome! My friend sends me all kind of funny stuff. You should see some of the photos she sends me. If I know how to post them I would.

[frangipanis]

One of my favourite jokes... love that one.

[friend4u178]

LMAO... nice one Liz :)

You should see some of the photos she sends me. If I know how to post them I would.

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