[Homegirl 50]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't:

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer
there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in
feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because
alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of s*** .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information: I'm doing it as a public service.

:D

[KC13]

I have always felt that a bottle in front of me is better than a frontal lobotomy.;)