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    Jan 3, 2009, 10:13 AM
    Now this is logic?
    The way engineers think;

    A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

    Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!

    Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!

    Priest: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him.

    Priest: Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?

    George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge!

    (silence)

    Priest: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.

    Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.

    Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night? :D
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    Jan 3, 2009, 10:19 AM

    I have heard that one before but it still makes me laugh
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    Jan 3, 2009, 11:38 AM

    Applied simple logic...
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