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    magprob Posts: 1,877, Reputation: 300
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    Dec 22, 2008, 01:40 PM
    May I be of service?
    I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word 'service'.

    Internal Revenue 'Service'
    U.S. Postal 'Service'
    Telephone 'Service'
    TV 'Service'
    Civil 'Service'
    State, City, County & Public 'Service'
    Customer 'Service'

    This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows.

    BAM!! It all came into focus.

    Now I understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us.

    Now you are as enlightend as I am.
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    Dec 22, 2008, 01:52 PM

    BAM!! Indeed
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    Dec 22, 2008, 01:58 PM

    Yup they will service anyone for free Vaseline cost extra.
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    Dec 22, 2008, 04:42 PM

    Don't forget auto dealer service.
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    Dec 22, 2008, 04:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by smearcase View Post
    Don't forget auto dealer service.
    Yeah... they're really good at service :( ;)
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    Dec 23, 2008, 01:01 AM
    Legal service = consenting adults. Secret service = having an affair. Worship service = it's a priest thing, let's not go there... Loan servicing = you do me now, I'll get you back later. Service with a smile? This requires no explanation. Government services? Puh-leez! Here's how that works: pro is the opposite of con; so naturally, progress is the opposite of congress.
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    Dec 23, 2008, 09:38 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by KC13 View Post
    Legal service = consenting adults. Secret service = having an affair. Worship service = it's a priest thing, let's not go there... Loan servicing = you do me now, I'll get you back later. Service with a smile? This requires no explaination. Government services? Puh-leez! Here's how that works: pro is the opposite of con; so naturally, progress is the opposite of congress.
    :D:p;):cool:
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    Dec 23, 2008, 08:46 PM

    "I'm a government employee and I'm here to help............Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
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