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    southerngalps Posts: 1,334, Reputation: 112
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    Dec 11, 2008, 08:46 PM
    Hehe.one for the holiday!
    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
    Pearly gates.

    "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you
    must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas
    to get into heaven."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
    He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through
    The pearly gates Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
    Keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter
    Said you may pass through the pearly gates.

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
    And finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. Saint Peter looked
    At the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those
    symbolize?"

    The man replied, "They're Carols."
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    Dec 16, 2008, 06:29 PM

    I loved the ending, southerngalps! Very unexpected! :)
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    Dec 16, 2008, 10:59 PM

    Nice
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    Dec 16, 2008, 11:17 PM

    Nice Twelve Days of Christmas, Mag! :)
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    Dec 16, 2008, 11:30 PM

    Hey I cannot understand this!!
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