[Chery]

I thought I was done for today, then read my CFS mail.

Just when I thought that I've read them all, here comes another one that I wish I thought of myself...

I really enjoy sharing these with you.

From Completely Free Software site Newsletter.
check the site out yourselves sometimes..

www.completelyfreesoftware.com


=: Reflections On Life :=

1. I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?
3. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
5. All reports are in -- life is now officially unfair.
6. If all is not lost then where is it?
7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
9. The first rule of holes: if you are in one, stop digging.
10. I tried to get a life once, but they told me they were out of stock.
11. I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway though.
12. It was so different before everything changed.
13. Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.
14. Nostalgia isn't what it use to be.
15. Old programmers never die they just terminate and stay resident.
16. A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
17. I wish the buck stopped here! I could use a few.
18. Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
19. It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
20. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
21. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a trip around the sun.
22. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
23. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.
24. Never knock on death's door, ring the bell and run (he hates that).
25. Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
26. When you are finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
27. If you are living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seatbelt.
28. There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
29. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
30. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
31. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
32. Its not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.
33. Jury: twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.
34. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

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[valinors_sorrow]

Ha ha ha some good ones there Chery... I can personally verify #16 LOL.
And the one I have always liked was missing...

If sponges grow in the ocean why is it still so deep?

**snicker snicker**

[Chery]

That was a good one... there's no other place to squeeze the sponges out to..

Both Washington State and Florida have their flares.. you just have to know where to look.

Have a great weekend!