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    Jun 28, 2006, 04:39 PM
    Tongue Twister
    If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper,


    And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker,


    And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper,


    What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?


    A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy
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    Jun 29, 2006, 02:45 AM
    Good ones!

    ... but I thought a bra was an

    Over the shoulder boulder holder :D
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    Jun 29, 2006, 05:36 AM
    Talking of tonguetwisters, try saying this sentence with ten tequilas under your belt:

    "Ten slit sheets slit by Slippery Sam the slippery sheet slitter."
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    Oct 29, 2010, 03:30 PM
    If a bra is an upper decker flopper stopper
    And a jockstrap is a lower decker knacker jacker,
    And a gilt edge toilet roll, is a super duper poopa scoopa,
    What is a punch drunk japanese who's fathers got dysentry ?
    A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy
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    Oct 29, 2010, 09:51 PM

    I need to start smoking again:D
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