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    Oct 9, 2008, 08:17 PM
    Sneezing Attack
    A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.

    The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

    The man went back to his reading.

    A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

    Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.
    A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
    As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

    Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, 'I couldn't help but notice' he said, 'that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently.
    Are you OK?'

    'I am sorry if I disturbed you ,' she replied. 'I have a very rare
    Medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.'
    The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious.
    I have never heard of that condition before' he said.
    'Are you taking anything for it?'
    The woman nodded, 'Black Pepper.'
    :D
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    Oct 9, 2008, 09:03 PM

    You have the best jokes... I swear LMAO
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    Oct 9, 2008, 09:47 PM

    HA HA... I love that , I think alty has this condition ;)
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    Oct 9, 2008, 10:26 PM

    ... ::clears throat:;

    They discovered this condition WITH me.

    I am published in three medical journals, simply for my "condition"
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    Oct 12, 2008, 01:10 PM
    Oh geeze, FUNNY FUNNY!
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    Dec 5, 2008, 08:47 AM

    That is funny!
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    Dec 10, 2008, 05:21 AM

    Wow, is this contagious?
    Pass the pepper!
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    Dec 11, 2008, 09:03 PM

    Knew the orgasm was coming up... but didn't expect the black pepper... FUNNY!
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