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    flossie Posts: 1,903, Reputation: 181
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    Oct 9, 2008, 07:29 PM
    Kids Say the Darndest things
    1. The children had all been photographed, and the
    Teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

    'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
    You are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's
    Michael, He's a doctor.'

    A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And
    There's the teacher, she's dead.'




    2. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
    The blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I
    Stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would
    Turn red in the face.'

    'Yes,' the class said.

    'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in
    The ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

    A little fellow shouted,
    'Cause your feet ain't empty.


    3. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a
    Whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its
    Throat was very small.

    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

    The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

    The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

    The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
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    Oct 11, 2008, 04:37 AM

    Thanks, flossie!

    I really needed a good laugh! Especially liked the second and third one:

    'Cause your feet ain't empty.
    The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
    Great punch lines! :)
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    Oct 12, 2008, 10:24 AM
    Love them Flossie, I shared these with my daughter and her friend too;)

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