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    #1

    Sep 26, 2008, 12:30 AM
    Is this wrong? III
    A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern
    And sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

    CHEESEBURGER:
    $1.50

    CHICKEN SANDWICH :
    $2.50

    HAND JOB:
    $1,000.00

    Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
    Beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a
    Meager looking group of farmers.

    'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'

    'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives
    The hand-jobs?'

    'Yes,' she purrs, I am.

    The old biker replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheesburger.'
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    #2

    Sep 26, 2008, 01:34 AM

    Oh, that was subtle mag, but I think that it's superb! :)
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    #3

    Sep 27, 2008, 06:07 PM
    LOL... love this!
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    #4

    Sep 30, 2008, 07:10 PM

    Ha!

    Another great post to the "Is this wrong" series.

    I love them, Mag!
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    #5

    Sep 30, 2008, 07:13 PM

    LOL! Old devil!
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    #6

    Sep 30, 2008, 07:42 PM

    Pretty damn good one Mag, didn't expect his response.
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    #7

    Sep 30, 2008, 07:47 PM

    ROTFLMAO, didn't see that one coming. :)
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    Sep 30, 2008, 10:08 PM

    LMAO... nice job Mag :)
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    #9

    Oct 3, 2008, 11:06 AM

    You might like this Mag:
    YouTube - Flight of the Conchords- Business Time
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    #10

    Oct 3, 2008, 11:19 AM

    Freakin great!
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