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    Homegirl 50 Posts: 10,794, Reputation: 2604
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    Aug 30, 2008, 09:21 AM
    Got to Pee
    Got to pee...

    Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

    Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

    Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

    She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

    After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

    The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hun g over , so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties! '

    'That's nothing,' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her that said...

    'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!'

    :D
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    Stringer Posts: 3,733, Reputation: 770
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    #2

    Aug 30, 2008, 12:35 PM
    That was funny HG... very funny, my wife is still laughing...

    I haven't heard from you for a while, I hope that all is well with you?
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    Aug 31, 2008, 07:36 PM
    Heehee! Funnnnnny!

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