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    Homegirl 50 Posts: 10,794, Reputation: 2604
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    #1

    Aug 26, 2008, 06:52 PM
    Onestone
    There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and his given name was
    'Onestone'.

    He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

    After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked And said,'If
    Anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

    The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

    Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning,
    Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where
    He made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next
    Day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

    The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do..

    Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
    Named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who
    Was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
    And said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

    Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to
    Her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,
    Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

    Why?

    OH, come on... take a guess!

    Think about it.

    You're going to love this!








    You can't kill two birds with one stone!

    :p
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    #2

    Aug 26, 2008, 07:34 PM
    My dad is very old, senile, and very ornery; more so than myself. Anyhow I read this to him and he actually laughed so hard a tear appeared and he was in a good mood for a bit!

    Thanks Homegirl!
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    Homegirl 50 Posts: 10,794, Reputation: 2604
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    #3

    Aug 26, 2008, 08:29 PM
    Thumbs up to your dad, RemyGoof. Bless his heart. You should never be too old too senile or ornery to laugh.
    I'm humbled by your thanks.
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    #4

    Aug 26, 2008, 08:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Homegirl 50
    Thumbs up to your dad, RemyGoof. Bless his heart. You should never be too old too senile or ornery to laugh.
    I'm humbled by your thanks.
    You got that right Homegirl!

    Your psot is awesome too! Laugh so hard I cried too

    I told my friends about your jokes here too
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    #5

    Sep 1, 2008, 08:31 PM
    Ha Ha... nice one(stone) HG :)
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    #6

    Dec 18, 2012, 07:49 AM
    Hi
    Yes this story is very funny.. :-)

    I will be more happy to talk you.

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