[flossie]

A dentist and a dental hygienist are sitting next to each other on a long flight to a dental symposium. The dentist is thinking that dental hygienists, with their 'inferior education' are so dumb he could put one over on them easy...

So the DDS asks if the RDH would like to play a fun game. The RDH is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The DDS persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.

This catches the RDH's attention and to keep the DDS quiet, she agrees to play the game.

The DDS asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?' The RDH doesn't say a word, reaches in her pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the DDS.

Now, it's the RDH's turn. She asks the DDS, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The DDS uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the air phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Reference at the RCDSO. He sends e-mails to all the smart DDS friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the RDH and hands her $500. The RDH pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.

The DDS is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the RDH up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

The RDH reaches in her pocket, hands the DDS $5 and goes back to sleep.

[friend4u178]

LOL... now who's smarter :D

[flossie]

;) It says it all!

[smearcase]

Great story. Thanks

[twinkiedooter]

That's cute. Never thought of pulling that trick. I'll remember that one in a pinch.